Jerry Seinfeld, Remove Thyself

10:07 PM
The album had been left out.  I had used it as a prop in my well-received (though maybe slightly inappropriate) Snow Camp Video Contest entry.  I have this lingering affection for John Travolta.  So what.  We all have our vices...

So the album's propped up on my dresser.  (Obviously it's weird that John Travolta is in my bedroom.  Don't worry.  I've returned him to his shelf in the living room - Yes, I have a John Travolta shelf and no, I'm not going to say any more about it.)

I am passing said dresser to exit my room.  A picture frame is blocking part of the album.  This is what I see...
I am HORRIFIED.

What in the name of all things beautiful is Jerry Seinfeld doing in my bedroom?

A cruel joke.  That's what it is.

And now I will watch Grease four times in a row and imagine what my pinkie finger would look like nestled in John's chin dimple.

3 comments:

  1. I would kick Jerry out too. No one wants him in their bedroom.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I totally thought it was Jerry Seinfeld...ohhh Alanna.

    ReplyDelete

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld, Remove Thyself

The album had been left out.  I had used it as a prop in my well-received (though maybe slightly inappropriate) Snow Camp Video Contest entry.  I have this lingering affection for John Travolta.  So what.  We all have our vices...

So the album's propped up on my dresser.  (Obviously it's weird that John Travolta is in my bedroom.  Don't worry.  I've returned him to his shelf in the living room - Yes, I have a John Travolta shelf and no, I'm not going to say any more about it.)

I am passing said dresser to exit my room.  A picture frame is blocking part of the album.  This is what I see...
I am HORRIFIED.

What in the name of all things beautiful is Jerry Seinfeld doing in my bedroom?

A cruel joke.  That's what it is.

And now I will watch Grease four times in a row and imagine what my pinkie finger would look like nestled in John's chin dimple.

3 comments :

  1. I would kick Jerry out too. No one wants him in their bedroom.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I totally thought it was Jerry Seinfeld...ohhh Alanna.

    ReplyDelete

I love comments and I appreciate, consider and read each one. I welcome your thoughts, whether you're in agreement or not; however, this website is a happy place and I will remove any comment that I believe to be inappropriate, malicious or spam like.

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